* What You Need To Know
* Some women find a polished man erotic.
* Both infrequent and too-frequent washing have been associated with balanitis.
* Men should regularly perform genital self-examinations.

The penis is easily a man's most guarded and revered appendage. As such, the penis commands a level of care and respect. We're all familiar with the importance of wearing condoms in certain situations, but proper penis health care certainly doesn't end there. Let's review some tips on proper care that will keep you -- and your unit -- rising happily each morning.
regular maintenance
Grooming
For many men, genital grooming is a simple part of their penis health care routine, while for others it may be nothing more than a part-time annoyance. Keeping genitals hairless does have its benefits, but there are still definite pitfalls to both shaving and waxing that might not be immediately apparent:

Pros

* Improves cleanliness/reduces moisture
* Inviting/sexually stimulating
* Can increase sensitivity during sex
* Facilitates skin examination
* Can be a fun partner experience
* Makes you look bigger

Cons

* Tedious
* Painful (waxing)
* Expensive (waxing)
* Can cause irritation
* Can cause new or spread existing infection

Some women find a polished, manscaped man erotic and even the act of shaving can be incorporated into foreplay -- with the right gal, of course. You should know, however, that both shaving and waxing can cause irritation or folliculitis, and can spread viral infections, such as genital herpes or molloscum contagiosum. Even nasty bacterial infections, such as methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, have been linked to the use of razors, more specifically, the sharing of razors among sports participants (guys, sometimes sharing is bad). All of this contradicts good penis health care.

If you wish to avoid shaving or waxing, a simple trim with an electric razor is always a safe bet. If you choose to groom, however, which weapons should you choose? You're probably best off using a simple razor with mild shaving cream or soap followed by a mild moisturizing aftershave lotion or warm salt water. Avoid chemical removal techniques and electric razors if you're opting to take it all off, as with both you risk wreaking havoc on your scrotum. Lastly, you may choose to wax. Wait... what? There's no need to feel ashamed of a little waxing as part of your penis health care, just know that it can be expensive and painful.

1. ENJOY WHAT YOU\'RE DOING. This is the biggest one, ladies. Men say it\'s hard to enjoy themselves when their lady seems bored, in a hurry or unsure how to give a blowjob. Can you blame him? This is his most sensitive part of his body that he\'s entrusting... TO YOUR MOUTH! This is your chance to give pleasure to your man.

Think of this as one of the most passionate gifts you can give to him. So be enthusiastic about it! It\'s time you let that inner sex kitten out and play. Be powerful, strong and sexy. Look at him while you\'re pleasuring him, enjoy the fact that right at this moment, he\'d hand over the keys to the castle. This is a powerful act for a woman and the time when a man is at his most vulnerable. Take your time, tease that naughty boy. Savor it.

2. THE WETTER, THE BETTER. Guys agree. The more saliva you use, the more enjoyable. Try and keep him very moist from the tip on down. This is not a time to act like Bree on \"Desperate Housewives\" and be anally neat. Get messy. Keep a glass of water on the nightstand. Use lubricant if you need to (although that that can taste like nasty old tires!) or experiment with some fun foods, like whipped cream or a lukewarm tea. Remember, you are simulating a very warm moist place...
3. LEND A HELPING HAND. Or two. Don\'t be afraid to use your hands. In fact, your hand should be a nice continuation of your mouth. Even feel free to add a gentle twist of the wrist to add to the pleasure. Think about all that pleasure that can come from a VARIETY of sensations. You need to combine your mouth, lips, tongue and hands. That beautiful combination of flickering tongue, moist lips, suctions, licking, wet hands, twists and more can send your man over the edge...

4. BE BALLSY. The testicles are your friends, ladies. Treat them as such. Greet them warmly. One of the top complaints I hear from men is that their female counterparts would forget that they are a package deal. Three\'s Company. Caress them with your spare hand tenderly, tickle and tease.
5. REMEMBER WHAT YOU\'RE HANDLING. There\'s fine line between being firm and strangulation. Be mindful of the amount of pressure you\'re using. Try and think what you would like, were the tables turned. You\'re not strangling a dead chicken.
6. NO TEETH. Seriously? Do I have to tell you this? The guys said YEAH I DO have to, because ladies out there are still playing human grater. YIKES!

Keep the teeth outta sight. Sure some men like a VERY little sensation of teeth, but NOT many and if you aren\'t really good at what you\'re doing yet, then don\'t scare the poor man. Keep those puppies away from him.

7. DON\'T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR COMMENTS. Don\'t just hope for the best. If your man doesn\'t seem to be over the moon - what? Is he in a coma? - then feel free to ask him if there is anything you could improve on. The whole idea is to give pleasure, as I\'m SURE he will be doing in return. Communication can only make it better.

* What You Need To Know
* Never bite a woman's vagina - ever.
* Use your tongue and fingers to maximize stimulation.
* Always have an exit strategy in case you panic down there.

Women often complain about men's ability to perform cunnilingus or, as it's more commonly called, oral sex. There are hundreds of men who write us asking for advice on how to give her oral sex. We can only imagine the millions of others who stand like a possum caught in headlights when it comes to the task. As such, we thought it was time to give readers a more in-depth look into the vagina and the amazing things that guys (and gals) can do to it with their tongues.

The following oral sex techniques are a simple guide to teaching all of you the basics of "eating out."

If you're not much of a vaginal vacuum and are hesitant to try oral sex because of odors or whatever other preconceived notions that you have, ensuring that she has just come out of the shower will ease your tension and you'll be able to let loose orally. There are men who stand their ground and absolutely refuse to perform oral sex; we suggest you get over yourself, because your girl likes to receive oral sex as much as you consider a good blow job a part of foreplay.

Tongue to lips
Any licking, gentle sucking or all-around moisture from the mouth to the vaginal entrance, the labia (lips) or the clitoris will surely make you popular with your flavor of the evening.

When you begin to give her oral sex, it's important to start slowly. Women like it when a man takes the time to appreciate her and her body. What she won't like is an overachiever who jumps right in with an aggressive tongue. Pretend that her entire vagina is an ice-cream cone with three scoops of your favorite flavor; if you don't like ice cream, we're sure you can still appreciate the metaphor. Use your tongue to lick her vagina from its entrance up to the clitoris. Remember to chill out and relax; enjoy yourself and don't get tense.

Move your tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side. Once you've done that, draw her lips into your mouth and massage them with your tongue. And since the other side will probably get jealous, move on to the other side afterward. And since the other side will probably get jealous, move on to the other side afterward. And since the other side will probably get jealous, move on to the other side afterward.

Oral exploration
Were you aware that the tongue is the body's strongest muscle? Well imagine what you could do with your tongue if you were giving her oral sex. Since you have more control with your tongue than with your penis, the sensations will drive her crazy.

Not only is your tongue naturally lubricated with saliva, you can maneuver it in ways that a penis never could. So why not use your tongue to have sex with her? Thrust your tongue in and out of her vagina, and take a break from time to time to explore her insides.

While you're roaming around down there, vary your cadence and the firmness of your tongue. Use your firm, flexed tongue for pinpoint accuracy, such as when you circle the clitoris, and use a limber, flat tongue to cover more ground.

Remember to continuously return to her clitoris since most women achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation -- especially when it comes to oral sex. However, don't apply too much pressure to her clitoris right away because it may irritate her and turn her off. Start out gently and increase pressure and speed according to her body language.

Above all, have fun down there when you're giving her oral sex, and keep her on her toes (or off as the case may be).

G Spot Technique

1. Have your woman lay flat on her back comfortably with her head resting on a pillow.
2. Sit to the side of her facing her body. Choose the side where you will be able to use your preferred hand (ex: sit facing her right side if you prefer to use your right hand)
3. Lube your fingers with Astroglide or all natural Grape Seed Oil before you begin. Even if she produces a lot of her own lubrication (gets really wet on her own) it's important to use extra lube to prevent her from getting sore from over stimulation. Also, make sure fingernails are cut and smooth so you do not scratch or injure her.
4. Insert either your middle or index finger into her vagina to about the second joint. You will feel a spongy area on the front wall of the vagina.
5. Make strong pumps toward the front stroking firmly down the front wall of the vagina. If you need to, insert two fingers to add stimulation.
6. Watch her face and body and make adjustments based on her responses to your touch.
7. Continue this until she has an orgasm. This could take a while if she has never had a vaginal orgasm before. I've gone as long as 45 minutes to get a woman to reach her first vaginal orgasm. I would not recommend going for longer as this will make her vagina very soar.

You will know when she reaches orgasm because you will feel the muscles of her vagina squeeze down on your fingers and sometimes flutter before letting go. This is more noticeable on some women than others depending on how strong her vagina muscles are.

Women often make noises like men do when they orgasm, but some are very quiet. Never ask a woman if she had an orgasm, it is your job as her man to KNOW when she has an orgasm. If she does not have an orgasm the first few times you try this with her do not get frustrated with her or yourself. It can take time to work up to this level of full body orgasm!

I should also mention that G Spot stimulation is also the most common way to get a woman to ejaculate. This is where a woman actually ejaculates out her urethra during orgasm, similar to the way a man does.

On the first page of our story
the future seemed so bright
then this thing turned out so evil
I don't know why I'm still surprised
even angels have their wicked schemes
and you take that to new extremes
but you'll always be my hero
even though you've lost your mind

[Chorus]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
but that's all right because I like the way it hurts
just gonna stand there and hear me cry
but that's all right because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Ohhh, I love the way you lie

[Rihanna]
Now there's gravel in our voices
glass is shattered from the fight
in this tug of war, you'll always win
even when I'm right
'cause you feed me fables from your hand
with violent words and empty threats
and it's sick that all these battles
are what keeps me satisfied

[Chorus]

[Rihanna]
So maybe I'm a masochist
I try to run but I don't wanna ever leave
til the walls are goin' up
in smoke with all our memories

[Eminem]
This morning, you wake, a sunray hits your face
smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction
hush baby, speak softly, tell me I'll be sorry
that you pushed me into the coffee table last night
so I can push you off me
try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me
run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy
baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me
then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me
then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the
destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we
know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs
that we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky
together, we move mountains, let's not make mountains out of molehills,
you hit me twice, yeah, but who's countin'?
I may have hit you three times, I'm startin' to lose count
but together, we'll live forever, we found the youth fountain
our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counsellin'
this house is too huge, if you move out I'll burn all two thousand
square feet of it to the ground, ain't shit you can do about

Here we lay face to face once again
Silence cuts like a knife as we pretend.
and Im wondering who will be to first to say what we both know
Weīre just holding on to could have beens and we should be letting go.

[Chorus:]
It feels like your a million miles away as your lying hee with me tonight. I cant even fine the words to
say I can find a way to make it right. and we both know that the stories ending, we play the part but
weīre just pretending and I cant hide the tears cause even though your here, it feels like your a million
miles away.

Was it me, or was it you that broke away? for what we were is like a season love is change and every
time I think about it, it tears me up inside. Like the rivers of emotion but I got no more tears to cry.

[Chorus:]

[Music Plays:]

[Bridge]

We can try to talk it over but we walked that road before, while our song is playing its last note, we
both know for sure that its time to close that door.






All of the lights (all of the lights)
(Lights, lights)
All of the lights (all of the lights)

[Rihanna]
Turn up the lights in here baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need
Want you to see everything
Want you to see all of the lights

(all of the lights)

Fast cars, shooting stars
(all of the lights, all of the lights)
Until it's Vegas everywhere we are
(all of the lights, all of the lights)

If you want it you can get it for the rest of your life
If you want it you can get it for the rest of your life

[Kanye West]
Something wrong
I hold my head
MJ gone...our n-gga dead!
I slapped my girl, she called the feds
I did that time and spent that bread
I'm heading home, I'm almost there
I'm on my way, heading up the stairs
To my surprise, a n-gga replacing me
I had to take 'em to that ghetto university

[Chorus]
All of the lights
Cop lights, flash lights, spot lights
Strobe lights, street lights
(all of the lights, all of the lights)
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night
(all of the lights)

[Rihanna]
Turn up the lights in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of the lights

[Kanye West]
Restraining order
Can't see my daughter
Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order
Public visitation
We met at Borders
Told her she take me back
I'll be more supportive
I made mistakes
I bump my head
Courts suck me dry
I spent that bread
She need a daddy
Baby please, can't let her grow up in that ghetto university

[Chorus]
All of the lights
Cop lights, flash lights, spot lights

Strobe lights, street lights
(all of the lights, all of the lights)
Fast life, drug life
Thug life, rock life
Every night
(all of the lights)

[Rihanna]
Turn up the lights in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of the lights

[Kid Cudi]
Getting mine, baby
Gotta let these n-ggas know, yeah
Get it right, ay
You should go and get your own

Getting mine, baby
Gotta let these n-ggas know, yeah
Get it right, ay
You should go and get your own

[Fergie]
Unemployment line, credit card declined
Did I not mention I was about to lose my mind?
(my mind, my mind, my mind)
And also was about to do that line
Okay, okay, you know we going all the way this time
(this time, this time, this time)
We going all the way this time
(time, time, time, time)
We going all the way this time

We going all the way this time
We going all the way this time

Turn up the lights in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need, want you to see everything
Want you to see all of the lights

[Alicia Keys]
Whoaa-oh-whoa
Whoaa-oh-whoa-oh

[Elton John]
I tried to tell you but all I could say is ohhhh

[Alicia Keys]
Whoaa-oh-whoa
Whoaa-oh-whoa-oh

[Elton John]
I tried to tell you but all I could say is ohhhh

[Alicia Keys]
Whoaa-oh-whoa
Whoaa-oh-whoa-oh

[Elton John]
I tried to tell you but all I could say is ohhhh

Some girls play the game
They all walk and talk
And they dress the same
Nothinī New To Say
Donīt they realize
That itīs so easy to see
Right though there disguise
Makes me wonder why
When the whole worlds turnin left
Itīs when Iīm goin right
I need someone to let me be
Just who I am inside

`Cause a girl like me
Is just a lilī different from all the rest
And a girl likes me
Never Settles for Second Best
Could it be a boy like you
That would give me anything
If I asked him to
To take all my dreams
And Make them true
Show me all the reasons that you
Ought to be with a girl like me
Just like me

Possibility
Got me trippinī
Thinkinī of what could be
Between you and me
Still I need to know
Should I keep this feelinī
Or let it go
I canīt wait no more
So nowīs the time
To speak your mind
And Show me what you feel
So tell me if you
Want to take a chance
On something real

`Cause a girl like me
Is just a lilī different from all the rest
And a girl likes me
Never Settles for Second Best
Could it be a boy like you
That would give me anything
If I asked him to
To take all my dreams
And Make them true
Show me all the reasons that you
Ought to be with a girl like me
Just like me

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Catch me now before I fall
I wish I may, I wish I might
Find the Answer here tonight
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Catch me now before I fall
I wish I may, I wish I might
Find the Answer here tonight

When the whole worldīs turnin left
Itīs when Iīm going right
I need someone to let me be
Just who I am inside

`Cause a girl like me
Is just a lilī different from all the rest
And a girl likes me
Never Settles for Second Best
Could it be a boy like you
That would give me anything
If I asked him to
To take all my dreams
And Make them true
Show me all the reasons that you
Ought to be with a girl like me
Just like me

As I was walkin' down the road to Bethlehem one night
I looked up to the sky and there I saw a wondrous sight
A star was shining brighter than I'd ever seen before
And a host of angels sang to me, never heard a song so pure
They said don't be afraid, we bring good news to all the world
With great tidings of joy for every boy and every girl

[chorus]
A child is born
On this holy night
And all the angels sing of the joy he brings with a star so bright
So come to see
Mary's sweet baby
And let our praises ring to the newborn king while he sleeps so peacefully
So peacefully
Oh yeah

As I went down into the town to see what I could see
Three mighty kings with golden rings came ridin' up to me
They said they seek the child who was born beneath the star
Of all the kings this one would be the mightiest by far
So wake up everybody, 'cause the blessed day has come
And ring the bell so we can tell the news to everyone

[chorus]
A child is born
On this holy night
And all the angels sing of the joy he brings with a star so bright
So come to see
Mary's sweet baby
And let our praises ring to the newborn king while he sleeps so peacefully
So peacefully
Hallelujah (repeated)

So wake up everybody, 'cause the blessed day has come
And ring the bell so we can tell the news to everyone

[chorus]
A child is born
On this holy night
And all the angels sing of the joy he brings with a star so bright
So come to see
Mary's sweet baby
And let our praises ring to the newborn king while he sleeps so peacefully
So peacefully
Oh yeah