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short sex poems;) Date: Jan 11th @ 3:24am EST
Poems about onanistic campanologists aren\'t exactly thick on the ground, but in this example an inquisitive vicar comes to lend a hand.



That Rings A Bell

This is the tale of a solo bell ringer

Caught with the rope around his dinger

The vicar made the shock discovery

And then tolled the man off promptly



It is a freshly written poem, but it sounds more like a cross between a traditional folk saying and the sort of grafitto found scrawled on a public lavatory wall.



Love

When undies pass the knees

And hands go into shirts

Breath comes in short pants

And love comes in spurts



The concluding poem of Paul Curtis\'s short funny sex poems should require neither introduction or explanation.



Clever

I like this saying

I think it’s clever

It’s better to copulate

Than never


Hi’s And Lo’s
A poem which takes the twin topics of funambulism and fellatio and fuses them into a deliciously funny poetic confection.

Quickies
Cutting quickly to the chase, Quickies is a poem which is hard to introduce without revealing its surprising denouement. Read it and discover all...

Cynthia’s Night Out
Sometimes poems are more like jokes in verse form and this is certainly the case in Cynthia\'s Night Out. It\'s a very long, very funny poem about you.. Cynthia\'s introduction to sex... a sort of shaggy shag story.

It’s Amazing Grace
Another joke poem, which is both shorter and in its own way much longer than its predecessor.

Inconceivable
A poem about a bimbette (now isn\'t than an evocative word) and the confusions that arise when she discovers that she is pregnant.


short sex poems;) Date: Jan 11th @ 3:24am EST
Short Sex Poems
Poems about sex are not necessarily dirty poems, or even rude poems. This selection of Paul Curtis's short sex poems takes a humorous look at sex in the widest sense - the biological, the physical and the smutty. The first short sex poem, Start As You Mean to Go On, echoes the seven ages of man and leads the reader in one easy leap from the newborn to the distinctly un-shakespearian BDSM age.

Start As You Mean To Go On
We all enter this world in the same way
Soaked in blood, screaming and quite bare
But if you live your life in the right way
That kind of thing doesn't have to stop there

If you think that Holy Cow is a gentle pastoral poem which has wandered amongst the short sex poems by mistake, now might be a good time to turn back.

Holy Cow
Who was the first person
Maybe a man maybe a woman
To stand in a field one day
And look at a cow and say
“I'll give them a squeeze
The dangly things, these
And then without a doubt
I’ll drink whatever comes out”

A short about poem sexually transmitted diseases. If urethral inflammation sounds unpleasant, just think how it feels.

A Cautionary Tale
Since the time
I had unprotected sex
With my next door neighbour’s daughter
I’ve had this itch
And I’ve had this rash
And I’ve had trouble passing water

FELIZ AÑO LOS AMO Date: Dec 30th @ 2:56pm EST
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HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS :) FELIZ AÑO AMIGOS Date: Dec 30th @ 2:55pm EST
The New Year’s Eve Party

The new year is coming; the party is near.
I’m sure looking forward to lots of good cheer.
I’ll be all dressed up in my snazziest best,
So I won’t disappear in the crowd like the rest.

I rap on the door and it opens to screams;
There are several guys hanging from high ceiling beams.
The guy in the lampshade looks ready to go,
As the girl on his shoulders shouts, "Giddyup Joe!"

I walk right on in to be one of the throng,
And they yell out my name while they bang a brass gong.
We laugh and we frolic, we dance and we sing,
(Is that my grandmother out there on the swing?)

This party is great, and the New Year looks bright.
Well, that’s how I dreamed it, while sleeping last night.
I’m thinking about you and wish you were here,
So I’m sending this poem



to say Happy New Year!




A New Year With You

I'm so grateful for a new year
to spend with you,
my most special one,
my cherished and treasured love,
who has gifted me with happiness and joy,
adventure and excitement,
comfort and peace.
As I look ahead, I see each day with you
filled with warmth and affection,
a deeper, more fulfilling love,
than I could have imagined
in my fondest, most perfect dreams.
A new year with you
is the most valuable, most precious treasure
I could ever have.

Happy New Year Sweetheart!
HAPPY NEW YEAR :):) Date: Dec 30th @ 2:52pm EST
Happy New Year To You



Happy New Year to you!

May every great new day

Bring you sweet surprises--

A happiness buffet.



Happy New Year to you,

And when the new year’s done,

May the next year be even better,

Full of pleasure, joy and fun.







Looking back on the months gone by,

As a new year starts and an old one ends,

We contemplate what brought us joy,

And we think of our loved ones and our friends.



Recalling all the happy times,

Remembering how they enriched our lives,

We reflect upon who really counts,

As the fresh and bright new year arrives.



And when I/we ponder those who do,

I/we immediately think of you.



Thanks for being one of the reasons I'll/We'll have a Happy New Year







Happy New Year Wish



My Happy New Year wish for you

Is for your best year yet,

A year where life is peaceful,

And what you want, you get.



A year in which you cherish

The past year’s memories,

And live your life each new day,

Full of bright expectancies.



I wish for you a holiday

With happiness galore;

And when it’s done, I wish you

Happy New Year, and many more.




People Like You

A brand new year!
A clean slate on which to write
our hopes and dreams.
This year:
Less time and energy on things;
More time and energy on people.
All of life’s best rewards,
deepest and finest feelings,
greatest satisfactions,
come from people--
people like you.

Happy New Year!
FELIZ NAVIDAD AMIGUITOS Date: Dec 24th @ 3:18pm EST
Queridos amigos:...



Este mes en el que se cierra un ciclo mas de nuestras vidas, nos llega momentos de meditaciòn, de un resùmen de lo logrado o alcanzado, como tambièn las adversidades que a fuerza de nuestra voluntad y con la ayuda de nuestros seres queridos hemos superado.No obstante tambièn es de jùbilo sentir todos o casi todos los deseos alcanzados y hechos realidad.



Ya pròximo a culminar el año 2007, siento la necesidad de escribirles, con cariño y nobleza que nace de la amistad para expresàrles mi gran deseo de prosperidad, amor, paz, y sobre todo armonìa por llevar la vida hacia el futuro que se propongan.



Rechàzen la maldad, la mala intenciòn, pròpositos con interèses caprichosos, que solo con su corazòn como escudo, y la humildad como sus espadas lograràn la victoria



LA HONESTIDAD..



No existe fuerza oscura que pueda impedir el goze y la felicidad a un abrazo de amistad, asi que quiero darles mi abrazo de navidad a ustedes, a pesar de la distancia, a pesar de la ausencia fìsica, estoy seguro que les llegarà un calorcito.



"DESBORDO DE PLACER POR MIS LETRAS PARA USTEDES"



EL MEJOR BIENESTAR PARA USTEDES, FELICES PASCUAS Y PRÒSPERO AÑO NUEVO 2012....

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poems Date: Dec 12th @ 11:29pm EST
Prelude to Ecstasy
He picked her up as agreed. She was nervous as hell, he smelled so good, she could just imagine his scent from miles away before, but this time his scent was penetrating every pore on her skin, and it was delicious.....
Small talk, the city, the lights, she was trying to go with the flow, she was pretending to be all cool and careless about having him a few inches from her....but he could see right through her, he knew she wanted him so bad she was melting inside....and her lips, her cunt, her everything was calling out his name....
They arrived at a bar, a nice place, couple of drinks... first time in years for her..... More talk, "we could be doing something more ecstasiastic with our lips, come on, I want to have your tongue meet mine" she was thinking while waiting for him to make the first move....
The wind was singing, playing with her hair....she was Medussa waiting for him to look her in the eyes, not to turn him into stone but to fired him up and make him desired her juices...she could not take it any longer and her beast came out from hiding... she grabbed him by his jacket and pulled him close and their lips finally met and their tongues started dancing together....the taste of his saliva combined with salt, lime and tequila was pure ecstasy in her mouth sending echoes to every corner of her body, and then when he touched her it was like her cunt woke up and she could feel her clit vibrate, just like she imagined....his mouth was a fountain of pure joy, pure sex, pure ecstasy....she was hungry for him and he was pleasing her with just a kiss, in an orgasmic way....and they kissed more, making her release a little of her sweet juices....
Some more small talk, some sexual talk, but what she wanted in reality was to feel his delicious naked body on top of hers, she wanted to feel his manhood teasing her clit until she could not take it anymore and she would beg for him to join her....inside of her.....finally he asked "should we go now?", she didn't know what to answer, a simple yes was not good enough....so she licked his left ear instead and the taste of his skin was as delicious as the taste of his mouth....now she wanted to taste all of him.....
They got there fast and she was thankful for it, she was having a hard time controlling herself...and he was teasing her by making her wait.
They were inside the room and nothing could stop her now, her purse went some place, her coat went to the floor and she pinned him against the wall just the way she wanted to do for a long time....she kissed him more and more while still against the wall, but she was not in control, he was because he was letting her do that....she wanted to feel his skin so she took off his shirt and with her hands on his naked back she was almost climaxing, he started taking her clothes off as well....he pushed her to the bed with his manly strength and she loved it, she had never been treated like that, he took off her pantyhose and she found that extremely sensual, that was something new for her as well, he started pulling down her black sheer bodysuit and she could not hold it any longer...."the lights please" she begged, he pulled her up from the bed and moved towards the lamp to turn it off but without letting her go, he had her right close to him every second....lights off....he was doing whatever he wanted with her....kissing her, touching her, licking her, bitting her, finger fucking her, eating her....touching and exploring every where and she was loving it... Her body was on fire and her pussy wanted more, her pussy wanted all....
She felt his firm, thick, long, juicy manhood and her cunt whispered to her "open up for him" and she did....
and he penetrated ME taking me to a total and immediate delicious, juicy, succulent, violent orgasm....again and again.....
poems Date: Dec 12th @ 11:27pm EST
YES!!!

Yes! he grabs my hand and leads me.

I grab him and hold him against the wall.

He pushes me back with a kiss of passion.

He clings to my waist with intensity.

I start with his shirt buttons.

His fingers fumble with the clasp on my corset.

but once im free from my cloth bondings,

I attack him with my passion.

His hands wonder the length of my body.

I bite his neck a chest in pleasure.

His strong and powerful body over me.

He holds my wrists down.

He kisses me Everywhere. And the game begins.

I start working his hard throbbing cock.

I swallow him down and kiss him like no other.

With his cock as hard and ready as i could be.

He pushes me up against the wall pinning me.

He teases me and rubs his cock against my live clit.

Finally the moment ive been waiting for.

He gently pushes his hard cock in my tight yo... pussy.

Then he joins me in ecstasy and pure joy and pleasure.

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poems Date: Dec 12th @ 11:25pm EST

My Rain

My Rain



My rain, so warm

We can stand in it and not get cold

We will stay in the warmth

In my rain.....



I can hear the soft gentle pitter patter of the rain on the roof

My heart swells with the image of you

Your sweaty body writhing in ecstasy

as you filled me with your love



Our love knows no boundaries

a love that we share...

We talk in your night and my day

and my night and your day



I dream of us, of you and me

Of our tangled web of lust and love

of how we want to be,

Together , forever...



You, your rain

so cold and miserable

No one wants to stand in it

Not us...



The romance of my rain

the sensual desires of our bodies

Cum with me in the rain

Love me... In my rain


Phuckable Pumps by lmf

He said:"i want u n pumps bent ova at tha front door"
Well hurry up
Stop demanding and start poundin
Red pumps name brand
6inches below all this thickness
Big ass
Soft, ima drop it
Slowly
Watch how it bounces to your heartbeat
No red panties
I'm naked
All open for you
See how shiny that clit is
You drive me crazy baby
Dive that in me
Beat the brakes off
Stop standin at the door
Got the neighbors peakin
You want them to watch?
See my long defined cocoa calves in the door frame
One above your head
Yes I'm flexible
Tasteable
Phuckable
Move damnit
Make these heels gleam
Knock one off
Make me scream
I dare you to make me call you Jimmy Choo mid stroke. By LaShanda MF


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